I love music. I listen to all kinds of music and I'm not one of those people that says "I listen to everything", but then everything you list they don't like. I actually listen to everything! except for Black Eyed Peas (gay), Red Hot Chili Peppers (overplayed), Greenday (won't die), and NEW Metallica (gay,over played, and won't die). My preference, however, is some serious Thrash Metal. Basically, if it has wailing guitars there's good chance I'd like to hear it.
To get to the point, I was watching television earlier and one of those commercials for classic compilation CD's came on. It made me realize something very important. There could never be a TV commercial about a classic Thrash Metal compilation. Nobody would buy it simply because it has no marketability. Here, let me show you.
Opening scene: A fire is flickering. There is a lovely young couple sipping wine and sitting on a bear skin rug gazing directly into each others eyes. In comes the announcer.
"Moments like these are meant to be savored. What better way then with a collection of classic tunes?"
The couple raises their glasses to make a toast as back ground music starts to get louder.
"Yes, nothing completes an evening quite like Face Melter. This collection of memorable hits will do more than just soothe and relax, it'll make your ears bleed. Featuring hits such as "Slit Your Own Throat", "People = Shit", and who could forget the timeless classic "Black Hearts Now Reign". I know I can't nor would I even want to."
See? The song titles make it damn near impossible. On top of that the people in the bands are hideous and should never be seen on television unless your watching "LA Ink" or "Intervention".
Last but not least, yes, those are actual song titles.
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