Tuesday, January 25, 2011

From the heart.

Often times I struggle with my blog motivation. I'm undecided on whether I should just choose a topic and stick specifically to that or if I should just continue down the path I'm on and blog about random things that I find ridiculous.
Speaking of ridiculous, do you know McDonald's now had a 50 piece chicken nugget for sale? What's worse, it's only $9.99. I keep trying to convince myself the public knows better than to go get 50 chicken nuggets, but not even I am that convincing. This is the public that anoints idiots as "royalty" simply because not only are they dysfunctional, but they're dysfunctional on TV!
I have a pretty good feeling if you wrote a book called "Jersey Shore" and told the story of a bunch of morons and sluts that tan, workout, drink, and fight all the time.... well, I was going to say it wouldn't be cool, but that book sounds pretty awesome. Maybe Jersey Shore is like the sport of Fencing and it's only cool on paper. The object of Fencing is to see which guy can stab the other 50 times, but if you've ever watched it there's only 1 adjective to accurately describe what you see.... (insert your choice of female anatomy here). I initially was going to use "gay", but didn't want to upset my audience of that lifestyle because I think they're great and should get married.
I'm not really sure how this turned from McDonald's to Jersey Shore to Fencing, but you'll live.

I bid thee farewell.

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